Come down from the gun-tower, bro, You're thinking of the clock-tower on West Campus of the University of Texas, at Austin Been there. Not up the tower I mean, but lived and worked in Austin's music scene for 3 years and four SXSWs

Hey, dude, if you need a continuing story/soap opera to keep you busy, check out the Harry Potter books.I checked out the first one to see what all the right-wing Christian fuss was about. Vikings and shit, really? Ever heard of Amon Amarth? There's a whole scene based on Scandinavian mythology. Enslaved, Einherjar, etc...Ever checked out Japan's Metal scene, like EZO? Those guys draw heavily from their Kabuki roots.

Have you ever kissed a girl?
Come down from the gun-tower, bro, or at least out of your mom's basement. This part of your whole rant is taken from the opening sketch of an 80s Saturday Night Live episode, guest-hosted by William Shatner. Shatner is playing himself in a scene where it's a Star Trek Convention and all these die-hard Trekkies are asking Shatner about trivial, esoteric details of ST episodes that even the cast couldn't possibly give a toss about.

http://s263.photobucket.com/albums/ii137/Alembic-/Videos/?action=view&current=SNL-WilliamShatner-GetALife.flv

All that "Move out of your parents basement/ever kissed a girl?/get a life" were Shatnter's exasperated responses to their questions.

That's the problem with your Marxist fantasy land: it discourages original concepts and reduces one to a knee-jerk reactionary prima donna.